Week 2 Picks

Buffalo at Green Bay
Miami at Minnesota
Kansas City at Cleveland
Chicago at Dallas
Arizona at Atlanta
Tampa Bay at Carolina
Philadelphia at Detroit
Baltimore at Cincinnati
Pittsburgh at Tennessee
Seattle at Denver
St. Louis at Oakland
Houston at Washington
New England at New York Jets
Jacksonville at San Diego
New York Giants at Indianapolis
New Orleans at San Francisco

In Case You Missed It

It's a busy world. A lot of things happen and you don't realize it. Don't worry, I've got you covered.

Man finds his dead wife under a pile of all the crap she accumulated over the years.

She was dead for 4 months.

Former CIA assassin assassinates himself.

By accident. Oops.

Enough with death though...

German soccer match canceled because boars ruined the field.

"This is the second time Liepzig, who lost the 1987 European Cup Winners Cup to Ajax, have had to call off a league game after last month's match against FC Sachsen was washed out due to flooding the night before the game."

I don't think God likes their team.

More crazy soccer news: Bahrain defeats a team pretending to be Togo.

At least they won.

Schwarzenegger lays the smack down on Sarah Palin.

Damn.

NFL Previews: NFC North

Those picks from earlier in the week... ouch.

The AFC North... home to a guy who caused an innocent bystander to be paralysed, a rapist and a murder (or two). And the Cleveland Browns. Maybe crime does indeed pay.

Week 1 Picks

Minnesota vs New Orleans
Miami vs Buffalo
Cincinnati vs New England
Denver vs Jacksonville
Carolina vs New York Giants
Detroit vs Chicago
Oakland vs Tennessee
Indianapolis vs Houston
Cleveland vs Tampa Bay
Atlanta vs Pittsburgh
Arizona vs St. Louis
San Francisco vs Seattle
Green Bay vs Philadelphia
Dallas vs Washington
Baltimore vs New York Jets
San Diego vs Kansas City

Yes, I know the Min/NO game already happened. I was in the hospital on Wednesday and recovering from it on Thursday. Sue me. I would have picked them anyway, they are the better team and were at home.

NFL Previews: NFC North

The NFC North, where the rans and also-rans clearly reside.

NFL Previews: AFC South

Ah, the AFC South. Same shit, different season. The Colts will reign supreme and everyone else will be wondering why they can't catch up. Hint: it's Peyton Manning.

MQM: 8/30

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."

-Mark Twain.